Please note that no identifying names have been used and no animals are hurt in this play.
First, a theme;
@ SCCRENDO said "This all began with climate change deniers. Many went onto the sites just to troll. Eventually excellent longstanding threads were flagged. I tried to settle things down by working with Tesla to reinstate important threads.They also prevented non-owners from flagging and reinstated individual post flagging. This has helped some.
Act 1, Scene 1:
At the clinic.
Receptionist 1: Oh my lucky day: Here comes Dr. Sccrendo!
Receptionist 2: OOooh! We havent seen him for awhile..
R2: He is so absorbed with that Tesla forum.
R1: But he just had 2 weeks off work.
R3: Mind if I butt in?
But that was sick leave.. he has been so depressed lately. Something has got to him. Or gotten. I sooo wish Brian H was here to hep me wif me gramma.
Enter Dr. Sccrendo.
Dr. S: Trixie get me Tesla Motors on the phone.
Trixie; Butt I am called R1 here.
Dr S: That is just your desk name here. You are anonymous, remember?
Dr S: I never touched you.
Anyway get them now!
(R2)Lilbean: Do you think it is Elon?
Sklancha: Or JB?
Lilbean: Fancy Elon!
Sklancha: Fancy JB!
Both together: Fancy Elon and JB together!!
Trixie: I dooo like them fancy!
Dr. S: Enough of that. They are not my patients, I want to speak to Tesla Motors.
Dansplans: hahaha. Talking to a motor now. hahahaha. And lol.
Trixie: Dr S, they said they dont talk to just anybody, they dont talk to real people.
Dr S: Tell them it is a doctor.
Trixie: They said they dont talk to doctors either. They said they only talk to doctors to sell them cars.
Dr. S: Tell them I am the endocrinologist.
Trixie: Ooooh! They said Elon and JB will see you right away then.
Lilbean: Which one is which?
Dr.S: No witches, @Lilbean. Wizards. I am off to visit the Wizard of Tes.
Act 2: The journey to see the Wizard of Tes
Dr. Sccrendo: Hello, who are you?
Silver: Fancy dat. You ta’kin to lil ole me. My name is SilverP85plus.
Dr. S: From now on you will be known as The Tin Man.
They walk some more.
Dr. S: Who are you? Are you a troll?
Hello good sir, no sir, not at all sir, thank you kindly. My name is Topher.
Dr.S: Join us , good man, we are going to see the Wizard of Tes.
I will rename you shortly, as soon as I can think of one. I was going to call you Sage, but that is already taken.
They walk some more.
Dr. S: Who are you?
……: Oh, my name is Ross. I feel stuffed, absolutely stuffed.
Dr. S: Join us , good man. You seem to be a screw missing but you may enjoy a walk to see the Wizard of Tes. From now on you will be known to me as the Straw Man.
Straw Man: Why are you riding that bike when we all have to walk.
Dr. S: Because I am saving the planet.
Straw Man: How you doing that SCCR? Dont poor people ride bikes?
Dr S: I am saving this beautiful planet in two ways, one is by riding and occupying this illustrious machine known as a 19 speed bicycle built by..
Straw Man: 2 many words SCCR. Short posts are good.
Dr. S: Regardless , I am also saving the planet by asking Tesla Motors to consider the forum which has come under needless risk . While, even as we speak it is degenerating and
Topher: Thank you kindly.
Dr S: after I was rudely interrupted, I am saving it from its members destroying each other.
Trixie: Huff puff and more huff, I caught you. What members are you talking about Dr. S?
I am always interested in members!
Dr. S: Idiot. Where’s McLary when you need him?
Trixie: Are Elon’s and JB’s members destroying each other?
Dr. S: I may have to extricate them from the hubris. We might need to dismember their members.
Trixie: OOOH, Can I have one?