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The Play

I dont know what happened to The Play, maybe someone can find it.

Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Elon; Ross come over for lunch. Now.
Ross: When?
Elon: Now!

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Elon: I need help.
Ross: I am not a doctor.
Elon: I need help over at SpaceX
Ross: Oooo K, but I didnt finish the course.
Elon: No, not helping in SpaceX. Help outside SpaceX. I need someone with an ear to the ground.
Ross: Oh yes, I understand. Like in South Africa listening for elephants.
Elon: Buffalo.
Ross: Whatever.

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Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Elon: We are preparing a Falcon Heavy for flight.
Ross: I know.
Elon: We are preparing for flight, but we havent seen hide your hair of your mission..
Ross: South African expression, huh, Hide nor fur. Hair.
Elon: Shut up:
Ross: That was someones line in the play. But I forget who.
Elon: Yours. Shut up.
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Elon: is your crew ready?
Ross: Nu uuh huh. Couldnt get a pilot. No one wanted the job. Only got a crazy air hostess.
Elon: Sack them all. Dont want any of them.
Ross: How you gonna fly it then?
Elon: Nice lobster tails
Ross: Tasmanian.
Elon; Dont need no ***** crew
Ross: Couldnt find those asterisks for a moment then.

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Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Elon: We are going without the crew.
Ross: Ummm, that a good idea?
Elon: You sound just like JB.
Ross:But I couldnt draw a Mazda if you paid me award rates!

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Ross: Waddayamean without the crew?
Elon: We are reaching towards the advent of sustainable forums..
Ross: Fora...
Elon: Shut up
Ross: I am shut.
Elon: We are reaching towards the advent of sustainable exploration of Mars.
Ross: You said Forums.
Elon: I said Mars. I think.
Ross, Elon, he is always either thinking or dreaming.
Elon: Big.
Ross: Yes.

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Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Ross; So what do these steak and lobsters have to do with Sustainable Exploration of Mars?
Elon: Excuse me while I tweet Trump.
Ross: You tweeted no one.
Elon: right. Smarter than you look. Trump is no one to me.

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Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Elon: I need to conduct an experiment. I need volunteers.
Ross: Volunteers? I told you, no one wants to pilot the Falcon Heavy, only got a crazy hostess.
Elon: What, who I want are TWO SPACE TOURISTS.
Ross: Two. Right. Gotcha.

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Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Elon: These Space Tourists, we will put out a press release about it

(Note to self: provide link)

These will come across as mysterious, rich, brash, intelligent, but absolutely expendable people who are willing to risk their lives to circumnavigate The Moon.

Ross: Gotcha
Elon: Find them.
Ross: When?
Elon: Now.

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Ross: Hey Elon, I got one!
Elon: No names.
Ross: He would sell his soul for $10,000. US, not NZ.
Elon: Why:
Ross: It seems to be either his magic number, or he is very much in need.

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Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Ross: Hey Elon, I got another one1
Elon: And he wants 10 grand too?
Ross: Nup. Just wants 2 things.
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Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Elon: let me guess. A tricked out Model 3?
Ross: Nup. Doesnt even seem to like Teslas.
Elon: A date with that bitchy air hostess?
Ross: Nup. He wants to, umm soar like an Eagle.....
Elon: Whaaat?
Ross : And one other thing.

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Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Elon: You really mean that? He wants to short the stock? That could cost me more than the flight!
Ross: Any publicity is good publicity, now I didnt get where I am ...
Elon: You are in McDonalds....
Ross: Right.

Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Elon: So I have two volunteers.
Where did you find them?
Ross; Hanging out on the Forum.
Elon: And they are popular?
Ross: Absolutely! They generate more interest and responses than all the rest of the fora together.
Elon: But I said dispensable.
Ross: But they are , Elon
Elon: but you idiot you said they are popular!
Ross: Indeed. They are unequivocally and popularly dispesable and disposable.

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Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Elon: You meant 'dispensable, not dispesable. I am a stickler for deatail..ummm, detail.
Ross : You are also intoxicated.
Elon: No, excited. We are at Maccas, remember?

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Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Elon: There ishh jush one udder thang...
Rosh: Wash thet?
Elon: I want too gith dem a treat ash dey haz desserveed, a reeel tweet.
Rosh: Treat
Elon. Treat then.
Rosh: wash dat?
Elon: When you hash too mush whine you soundz lak dat SilverP8sD

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Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Rosh: we must be near the end now. Wash da tweet?
Elon: I am gonna send up that bitchy hostesss to look after dem.

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Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Footnote: I have saved it in case it gets flagged.
What I do is copy/paste to an email as I go, so if it gets lost I can reprint 1000s of repeats.
Great idea, huh?

Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Elon: It will be a great honour to them. They will be very famous.
Redshift: And it will clean up the forum. Brilliant.
Elon: You want to go too?

KP in NPT | 22. Mai 2017

Um, who has to be the hostess? :-/

mntlvr23 | 22. Mai 2017

So they do get shot up in the rocket, good for them

Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

KP: if the cap fits...

KP in NPT | 22. Mai 2017

uh huh. Well I'll have you know I'm a sassy stew, and these two will certainly get their food and drink fouled in multiple ways by me. Also, I need to know I can eject them and continue on my merry way.

Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Elon: Thanks for volunteering @KP.
This is a great step for mankind in cleaning up the Forum, soon.

KP: "Also, I need to know I can eject them and continue on my merry way.'

Elon:
The last part may very well be the default position.
You and Redshift a duopoly in the Advent of Sustainability in Space.
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The word TOURISM implies a return trip. You are not tourists, but staff.
And as I always say, Staff and Shop Stewards are expendable.

Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Soon.

KP in NPT | 22. Mai 2017

Fine. This is me - minus the panty lines. And I've spit in the food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iiXUeil5fQ

Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

Elon: Brilliant. I see you have been practising.
What about the panty lines though?
Did you see the 2 Tourists at the end of the clip?

mntlvr23 | 22. Mai 2017

I saw it, for the 1/2 sec - which one is which?

Ross1 | 22. Mai 2017

It matters to you?

mntlvr23 | 23. Mai 2017

Morbid curiosity

Ross1 | 23. Mai 2017

Monty: This thread would be dead in the water without you :)

UnshodBob | 24. Mai 2017

@Ross1 - weren't those two actually the pilots of that space vehicle? I think there was only one passenger.

Ross1 | 24. Mai 2017

Possibly. It is KP's video link.

When our two go out as Space Tourists the vehicle is autonomous, the only crew is that hostess. And Redshift. It will clean up the forum :)

Think of the Falcon Heavy as a Falcon 9 with 2 methane powered motor mouths strapped to it for the extra lift.

Ross1 | 01. Juni 2017

@ Dansplans:
I might as well bump this one too

brando | 02. Juni 2017

I tried to apply, but couldn't find the pilot for the elevator at SpaceX.

Ross1 | 02. Juni 2017

Brando, did you try using your satnav or AP, or Summon?