> @FISHEV said:
> > @AmokTime said: I think you’re exaggerating about the wiper complaints on forums."
>
> This post and video link would seem to contradict that. The video narrative also notes it was in response to common complaint about poor functionality of washers.
Again with more lies. No it doesn't contradict anything. The uploader of the video was showing us how to ;adjust' the flow of water. These nozzles are adjustable as are nearly ALL water nozzles on any vehicle. You can adjust them to your preference. If anything this is a case of great design and great functionality! You can twist words all you like but you really are coming off now as a pathetic little man and, I have to say, a useless shill. If I was your paymaster I would be slinging your ass out.
Agreed. Why would one always talk about the experience of others?
As for me, the washers work great. The wipers seem slow when it first starts raining, but then settle in. Also, they always go super fast when I put it in reverse.
Also, after almost two years, I finally needed more washer fluid. Was surprised to learn that it hold a whole bottle. Nice.
> @FISHEV said:
> Here's the original link on how to improve the poor wash effects.
>
> https://youtu.be/LYm3qBv0Kl4
Why would you post a link that is already in this thread?
> @FISHEV said:
> > @AmokTime said: I think you’re exaggerating about the wiper complaints on forums."
>
> This post and video link would seem to contradict that. The video narrative also notes it was in response to common complaint about poor functionality of washers.
I don’t think it does. There are YouTube videos about all manner of uncommon and esoteric topics. I watched a series of videos recently about using OpenCV to draw real-time normal vectors to object surfaces in video streams. That doesn’t sound like a common problem that a lot of people are looking for.
> @AmokTime said:
> > @FISHEV said:
> > Here's the original link on how to improve the poor wash effects.
> >
> > https://youtu.be/LYm3qBv0Kl4
> Why would you post a link that is already in this thread?
>
>
Its actually quite funny how desperate he has become! Latching on to literally anything! He's down to washers now! He knows that they are perfectly good washers that have adaptors (as do nearly all washers) that can be moved to suit the taste of the owner, but he cant say that for obvious reasons. He just repeats ad nauseum the same garbage hoping that if he repeats it enough it will magically become true. Had he just been an owner with a handful of issues you might believe the guy but his car apparently has EVERY single fault that any Tesla could ever have. He pushes any other brand over Tesla, specifically Ford, Subaru and VW (likely his paymasters) and will constantly spout about 'design fault'. I mean this moron even calls adjustable washers a design fault! Laughable!
> @lbowroom said:
> Are you happy with the wiper performance on your car Fish? No need to quote or speak for anyone else. No need to use the words “would seem to” either.
Ahem. OBJ Quirk: Assumes facts not in evidence. Fish has played silly buggers: No, I own a Suburu. No, I own a Tesla. No, I own this car, No, I own that car, I have to use Superchargers, no, I use a charging station in the parking lot, no, they won't let me put one in there because there's some kind of weird federal land around, etc., etc., whatever spreads the most FUD at the moment.
My personal opinion: FISHY rented a M3 or other Tesla somewhere, used the VIN to register the account on the forums, and the car hasn't been seen since then. As to whether FISHY is an actual human being or is an employee of a nest of FUDsters working out of a shill farm, that, to, is in question.
“The only bad thing about the Tesla windshield washers is it puts all the fluid on the windshield so you cant spray the tailgaters. ;-)”
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This has been my experience since day one, with no need for any adjustments. It’s a unique design — like so much on Tesla cars — but one that works very well, with no water waste. Best I’ve had on a car in 4 decades of car buying, personally.
> @ODWms said: It’s a unique design — like so much on Tesla cars — but one that works very well, with no water waste."
Job is to get windshield wet to clean it not "save water". It does a poor job of that and the pointlessly odd design is constant topic among owners on "how to fix"...this post is an example.
> @TabascoGuy said:
> It's cute how FishEV describes first principle design as pointlessly odd design.
>
> That sheds so much light on his misunderstanding of so many things.
FISHEV understands all this very well. He works towards a purpose, which is to deter potential Tesla buyers.
He does his best towards that aim, but necessarily comes out as stupid and uninformed.
FISHEV, don't you ever feel sorry for yourself? That job can't be fun. Or are you a sociopath who takes joy from lying and misleading? I definitely feel sorry for you. If I can ever help you to get a life, let me know. I'm about the opposite of you, I have helper syndrome. (:-)
Fish;
“Job is to get windshield wet to clean it not "save water". It does a poor job of that and the pointlessly odd design is constant topic among owners on "how to fix"...this post is an example.’
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I’d like to say this is the dumbest post I’ve ever seen this individual make. But that would be as patently untrue as the idiotic post.
> @ODWms said: > Fish; > “Job is to get windshield wet to clean it not "save water". It does a poor job of that and the pointlessly odd design is constant topic among owners on "how to fix"...this post is an example.’
> @ODWms said:> I’d like to say this is the dumbest post I’ve ever seen this individual make. But that would be as patently untrue as the idiotic post.
As you see Tesla's pointlessly oddball washers have been a issue for day one.
And this is why he is a paid shill ladies and gentlemen. Who else would keep registers of urls pertaining to something. Or even bother to go searching for urls to add to another forum. The clear work of a PAID SHILL.
5 threads out of hundreds of thousands of owners...yeah, a pandemic if ever there was one! LOL
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Actually it puts the fluid directly onto the windshield instead of into the air, so great result.
> > @AmokTime said: I think you’re exaggerating about the wiper complaints on forums."
>
> This post and video link would seem to contradict that. The video narrative also notes it was in response to common complaint about poor functionality of washers.
Again with more lies. No it doesn't contradict anything. The uploader of the video was showing us how to ;adjust' the flow of water. These nozzles are adjustable as are nearly ALL water nozzles on any vehicle. You can adjust them to your preference. If anything this is a case of great design and great functionality! You can twist words all you like but you really are coming off now as a pathetic little man and, I have to say, a useless shill. If I was your paymaster I would be slinging your ass out.
As for me, the washers work great. The wipers seem slow when it first starts raining, but then settle in. Also, they always go super fast when I put it in reverse.
Also, after almost two years, I finally needed more washer fluid. Was surprised to learn that it hold a whole bottle. Nice.
https://youtu.be/LYm3qBv0Kl4
> Here's the original link on how to improve the poor wash effects.
>
> https://youtu.be/LYm3qBv0Kl4
Why would you post a link that is already in this thread?
> > @AmokTime said: I think you’re exaggerating about the wiper complaints on forums."
>
> This post and video link would seem to contradict that. The video narrative also notes it was in response to common complaint about poor functionality of washers.
I don’t think it does. There are YouTube videos about all manner of uncommon and esoteric topics. I watched a series of videos recently about using OpenCV to draw real-time normal vectors to object surfaces in video streams. That doesn’t sound like a common problem that a lot of people are looking for.
Tried it BUT the nozzles didn't move. Used one of the Apple reset pins which fit in the nozzle but could not move it.
Very little comes out the center nozzle which actually sprays water on the windshield, likely this small jet clogs up easily.
> > @FISHEV said:
> > Here's the original link on how to improve the poor wash effects.
> >
> > https://youtu.be/LYm3qBv0Kl4
> Why would you post a link that is already in this thread?
>
>
Its actually quite funny how desperate he has become! Latching on to literally anything! He's down to washers now! He knows that they are perfectly good washers that have adaptors (as do nearly all washers) that can be moved to suit the taste of the owner, but he cant say that for obvious reasons. He just repeats ad nauseum the same garbage hoping that if he repeats it enough it will magically become true. Had he just been an owner with a handful of issues you might believe the guy but his car apparently has EVERY single fault that any Tesla could ever have. He pushes any other brand over Tesla, specifically Ford, Subaru and VW (likely his paymasters) and will constantly spout about 'design fault'. I mean this moron even calls adjustable washers a design fault! Laughable!
> Are you happy with the wiper performance on your car Fish? No need to quote or speak for anyone else. No need to use the words “would seem to” either.
Ahem. OBJ Quirk: Assumes facts not in evidence. Fish has played silly buggers: No, I own a Suburu. No, I own a Tesla. No, I own this car, No, I own that car, I have to use Superchargers, no, I use a charging station in the parking lot, no, they won't let me put one in there because there's some kind of weird federal land around, etc., etc., whatever spreads the most FUD at the moment.
My personal opinion: FISHY rented a M3 or other Tesla somewhere, used the VIN to register the account on the forums, and the car hasn't been seen since then. As to whether FISHY is an actual human being or is an employee of a nest of FUDsters working out of a shill farm, that, to, is in question.
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This has been my experience since day one, with no need for any adjustments. It’s a unique design — like so much on Tesla cars — but one that works very well, with no water waste. Best I’ve had on a car in 4 decades of car buying, personally.
Job is to get windshield wet to clean it not "save water". It does a poor job of that and the pointlessly odd design is constant topic among owners on "how to fix"...this post is an example.
That sheds so much light on his misunderstanding of so many things.
He probably uses google translate... which would explain his many incoherent statements
> It's cute how FishEV describes first principle design as pointlessly odd design.
>
> That sheds so much light on his misunderstanding of so many things.
FISHEV understands all this very well. He works towards a purpose, which is to deter potential Tesla buyers.
He does his best towards that aim, but necessarily comes out as stupid and uninformed.
FISHEV, don't you ever feel sorry for yourself? That job can't be fun. Or are you a sociopath who takes joy from lying and misleading? I definitely feel sorry for you. If I can ever help you to get a life, let me know. I'm about the opposite of you, I have helper syndrome. (:-)
“Job is to get windshield wet to clean it not "save water". It does a poor job of that and the pointlessly odd design is constant topic among owners on "how to fix"...this post is an example.’
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I’d like to say this is the dumbest post I’ve ever seen this individual make. But that would be as patently untrue as the idiotic post.
> @ODWms said:> I’d like to say this is the dumbest post I’ve ever seen this individual make. But that would be as patently untrue as the idiotic post.
As you see Tesla's pointlessly oddball washers have been a issue for day one.
https://teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/threads/wiper-fluid-not-coming-out.86402/
https://teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/threads/windshield-washer-not-working.55834/
https://teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/threads/washer-fluid-not-coming-out.158305/
https://teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/threads/washer-pump-not-working.80326/
https://teslaownersonline.com/threads/model-3-windshield-washer-problem.17000/
5 threads out of hundreds of thousands of owners...yeah, a pandemic if ever there was one! LOL
Google.