My Wife is Missing--

My Wife is Missing--

My Wife is Missing--

A husband went to the police station to report his missing wife:
Husband :-I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant :-What is her height ?
Husband:-I really never noticed.
Sergeant :- Build?
Husband:-Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant :-Color of eyes?
Husband :-Never noticed.
Sergeant :-Color of hair?
Husband :-Changes according to season.
Sergeant :-What was she wearing?
Husband :Dress/suit/ I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband :-yes.
Sergeant :-What kind of car was it?

Husband :-or all light functions..

Pearl White Tesla Model S rear wheel drive electric vehicle with liquid-cooled powertrain which includes the battery, motor, drive inverter, and gear box, 60 kWh microprocessor controlled, lithium-ion battery, three phase, four pole AC induction motor with copper rotor, drive inverter with variable frequency drive and regenerative braking system and single speed fixed gear with 9.73:1 reduction ratio and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.…
at this point the husband started crying.

Sergeant:-Don't worry sir.......We will find your car. | 24 June, 2014

Best lash for the day! Thanks.

crmohler | 24 June, 2014


crmohler | 24 June, 2014

*Funny! | 24 June, 2014

lash -> laugh (dam spell check - maybe I deserve the lash).

Captain_Zap | 24 June, 2014

I wonder why she turned off remote access. ;-)

bobrobert | 24 June, 2014

He married a traveling gnome, & she took the MS; no matter where she's spotted, that's where she used to be.

Red Sage ca us | 24 June, 2014

George Burns would be proud!

"Say, 'Goodnight', Gracie."

NomoDinos | 24 June, 2014

Haha, nice one :)