Submitted by rcarrigg on Sun, 2019-03-10 18:01
[INSERT WHATEVER TESLA MOST RECENTLY ANNOUNCED] is very bad
1. Repeat title but in different words
2. Repeat title again but using different words (very important to use different words from BOTH original title AND bullet #1)
3. Type words
Use the stock ticker (TSLA) in the first sentence. Readers will automatically assume you are an investment banker on Wall Street.
Do your best to type about 300 cohesive words.
Screenshot random person tweeting something that supports your opinion (tweet MUST be within the last five years, no exceptions).
Screenshot one of our ready made "down and to the right" graphs.
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