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OK, Now It's Time For The Late Arrivals To Celebrate

OK, Now It's Time For The Late Arrivals To Celebrate

Whether you were in a coma, trapped on a desert island, stuck in a Holosuite, or on a really really good date.. . you just didn't get it together to wait in line to reserve your M3 on March 31st of last year. You've been stewing in your own juices for a year now over the mistake, and now you must bear to listen to the "liners" coo at their one year anniversary.

So, the only way to deal with the reality of missing the opportunity of a lifetime to wait in that line is to completely make fun of all those who did. The most effective way to accomplish *that* is to come up with a silly and meaningless rip off of a great work of prose:

Do you like
Waiting in line?
I would much rather
Go out to dine
I do not like
Waiting in line

Would you wait
Here or there?
I would not wait
Here or there.
I would not wait
Anywhere.
I do not like
Waiting in line
I would much rather
Drink some wine

Would you like waiting
Under the eves?
Would you like waiting
While a sweater you weave?

I do not like waiting
Under the eves
I do not like waiting
While a sweater I weave
I do not like waiting
Here or there.
I do not like waiting
Anywhere.
I do not like waiting in line
I would much rather
Wander the shoreline

Would you wait
In a cardboard box?
Would you wait
With an extra pair of socks?

Not in a box
Not with more socks
Not under the eves
Not while sweater I weave
I would not wait here or there.
I would not wait anywhere
I would not wait in line
I would rather
Watch my receding hairline

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Wait there! Wait there!
You’d be a star.

You may want to
You will see.
You may like waiting
Under a tree

I would not, could not under a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
Not in a box
Not with more socks
Not under the eves
Not while sweater I weave
I would not wait here or there.
I would not wait anywhere
I would not wait in line
I would rather
Drink turpentine

If you will let me be,
I will try waiting
You will see.

Say!
I like waiting in line
I do! I like waiting in line!
It’s far better than
Drinking some wine

It’s most preferable to
Standing under the eves
Certainly better than
A sweater to weave
I like waiting
Outside the box
It doesn’t matter
About those socks

And certainly I like waiting
Over watching my hairline
Or the dreaded thought of
Drinking turpentine

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Yeah? Well better luck with the Model Y!

Carl Thompson | April 1, 2017

Very funny!

(And you're a little crazy.)

Civicrick | April 1, 2017

Where is Sam I am

EaglesPDX | April 1, 2017

up

Coastal Cruiser. | April 2, 2017

Carl: Yeah. 3AM insomnia attack

Civicrick: Try this one amazon com/review/RU1QAV3IOK7PT/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm

accentcreate | April 4, 2017

Unfortunately, even us early birds are waiting, waiting, not very patiently.
Even worse that we were first into the shops in Australia but last in the queue because we are right hand drive. Blatant discrimination.