Without a doubt the very worst time to reading these forums is shortly after a new major update hits the fleet. So many complaining they didn't get it yet, so many cursing the fact that they did.
I agree but how about QC. Who's testing besides the user of the product.
@mstubbs ... You have just illustrated J.T.'s point precisely
I love the updates it's like a birthday present.... Change is good but not everyone is happy.... I enjoy the anticipation of waiting when I'm not the first.....
I do like when we help each other with issues and solutions don't like complainers they should get a ICE car that never changes till they buy a new one...
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's updated had not hit the bucket
He was in envy of those
Who were in the throws
But was fine sitting on the pine
Drinking some wine knowing he just said has to suck it
He sees what will behold
Since he's been told
Thanks to Electric Jen and her bode
So, JT, did you get the update or not?
The information age...
@PBEndo You're kidding, right?
JT - that is my default state of communication.
I avoid any posts on the updates since the complaints are meaningless.
I anticipate with excitement new updates and enjoy reading the release notes which would help those if they could read them. If they have issues an email to Tesla is a much better use of time.
Was there an update?
Ya, it is funny how people complain about not getting the updated new features as fast as others. If they had their old ICE cars, they wouldn't be getting anything from the car company. You want new features for an ICE car, buy the newest model.
Thanks for reminding me guys. I have been around so long that I deserve the update first. All these new guys got it yesterday. I have my old 85S. How come all the new guys get all the fun features like auto park, car summoning and AP when I don't even get folding mirrors. I am not even asking for a bigger battery or ludicrous mode. Perhaps some coat hooks and rear seat cup holders.
I think Tesla sold me a lemon. LOL
SbMD - Either you're on Nantucket with me or ROFLMAO
Just the behavior I predicted 3 days ago.https://my.teslamotors.com/en_MO/forum/forums/software-update-71-where-it
@Run4 - :-)
SCRENDO, my guess is that you did not get this update because it does not apply to your car. If you don't have folding mirrors, or distance sensors, Tesla will not send the software to you.
@JT this thread you started is adding to the "complaining" :-)
@TPilot Is that a complaint?
7.1 has goodies for old timers like @SCCR and I. There are non AP changed embedded in this release.
BTW, the release was made available to teenagers first, then to the folks with midlife crisis, then the retired folks, and finally to owners with initials after their full names.
I'm extremely acurate in my predictions as shown by my 49.999995% success rate...
@JT I'm not going to answer that because I don't want to seem like I'm complaining.
This is the best time to complain as the posts will quickly disappear under the barrage of new "when will I get the update" threads. To bad there is not a thread category just for duplicate questions to be ignored :)
I got the update! Unfortunately I don't have any of the features it applies to but, I keep hoping it will activate something I did'nt know I had.
When will I get the update?
But seriously -- OK, but lightheartedly -- are OTA updates ever delivered during daylight hours?
BTW, SC installed the update at the same time they replaced both rear light enclosures. S is 2 1/2 years old, but no charge.
Remember when update rollouts took weeks or months? ;-)
Yeah it's a horrible time. I read about it and then go sit in the car staring at the display. The seats are pretty comfortable and my wife brings me meals. For entertainment I rewatch all of Bjorn and Kman's videos on my iPad. Climate control keeps me toasty while I look for any lint or loose threads on my headliner.
My greatest fear is falling asleep and missing the update notice on the display. Oh well. Tesla people can you please add an alarm announcing my update so I can get some sleep?
You're telling me I can not watch Bjorn and Kman's vids on the center display???? Oh, I need to complain. Is this because of the new software update?
Yeah but I've been making some progress on a workaround but the video sizes on the screen are way too small. Both Bjorn and Kman look scrunched up and their voices are exchanged. Getting closer to debugging it with each Tesla update. Back to work now. Great here comes my wife with my grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Swiss cheese on rye for variety with some Red Bull to wash it down.
@Bobrrr - You don't need to sit in the car. I use a video camera pointed at the screen and leave the door open. With my live feed on youtube and facebook I can see as soon as the update arrives from the comfort of my bed at home! It's hard to stay awake - now 32 hours since I first heard of the 7.1 update starting be available. Any minute now I know it will show up. I hate to call in sick tomorrow if it hasn't arrived yet. Must not fall asleep....
That's a great suggestion. I could set up the video and watch it on my Google Glass. Or I could pay my kids to do surveillance in 8 hour shifts. Or maybe I could work with NSA so they could put a high priority watch for the update number showing up in my video stream. Seems like a good use of government resources.
"I look for any lint or loose threads on my headliner."
Have you ever found any makeup smudges?
No makeup smudges, but occasional foot prints. Hmmm...
Male or female?
Some sort of primate or Kardashian:)
I wish the rollout would just finish so we can get back to normal forum business of speculating when the next update will happen and what it will contain.
There is a new update to the Tesla app which includes summoning. I keep pressing it and my car won't come to me. Perhaps I should sleep in my car until 7.1 comes.
I've been parking in front of the local service center with a picture of Elon on the roof. Still no update. I have the pneumatic suspension, too, set to high. Starting to worry.
@Sid. You need a picture of McLary. That should work.
What's the point of this thread anyway?
@TeslaTap - "Must not fall asleep...."
Is this "The Invasion," or "Invasion of the Body Snatchers?" ;-)
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who fell asleep trying not to tuck it
He sat there with his grilled cheese
He didn't mean to sneeze
All the same he had to suck it
I dont have the update yet
Sunday jan 10 7:30 pm est
@Gayatrikr- Check your clock. It's now 8:24pm EST and I just did my post above. Maybe Tessie is in a time warp.
I don't mind the posts about what people find with the new update. I am tired of being a beta tester. I wait for others to find the issues and when things seem to have smoothed out and Tesla has released at least one minor correction I then update.
My car is currently asking me to update. Shame I can't pass it to someone else. I'll postpone it at least until Thursday night.
Blasphemy @Sudre_ !! That's it, you're going to the bottom of the list. And you're on double secret probation.