It costs money to get in
You can look as much as you like
But you can't touch
No matter how much you spend you can't take one home with you.
And the dance is so tempting.
And the seats won't go down...
And u can reach your PEAK in 3.2 seconds
And if u pay more u get your lap dance first no matter how long u been in line
$40k for VIP room. $5k for general admission
But if you type "charger" you can get additional services.
@Triggerplz. Don't the hottest girls always cost you more....Even in real life.
Wild moves - doors open upwards.
Lol you just don't know the right club to go.
Of course I mean people in the founder's club do have one they can have fun with at home.
I think my above comment is offensive. Apologies.
@ANKIT MISHRA No apology needed after the stress of waiting for the X its nice to have a little fun here.. Long as u don't bring up the subject of folding seats it's all good....LOL
Haha! Ankit, you're funny. This whole thread could be considered offensive. ;-)
Nothing to add. Can't think of any more metaphors.
What do you get if you get three?
Or one of each?
The headlamps are voluminous....but there is nothing under the 'hood'
and one always hopes that at some point there is a happy ending
unlike a strip club, you will be able to take an X-rated model home with you. :-))
Dear George (president for life),
I recall your agonizing over the choice of bridge vehicle until you eventually bought a used Model S. I know you are as frustrated as the rest of us, but you have been able to experience the future of automobile transportation while many of us are patching together yesterday's ICE vehicles hoping they will last until soon turns into now.
You simply have to been feeling very good about your wisdom.
Imagine the stress relief once you reach full release.
For those that can't make it to the club there are online Model X video entertainment sites. These can be viewed in the privacy of your own home.
Warning; Video shows graphic images of naked Model X cars performing amazing moves. This video may not be suitable for people suffering from seat or door attachment issues.
+1 Roamer Too funny!
@Ankrit, This thread is for entertainment purposes only and is not to be taken seriously.
Your comment was appropriate since the Falcon Door flap is a move only mastered by the Model X and is considered a "Signature" move. Only "Founders" have witnessed this move in person. The shows "Production" dept has promised all will someday join in experiencing this unique entertainment "Delivery".
@jack: I have to admit the Plan B idea wasn't mine but a suggestion by a fellow forumite. What a great idea!
The loaner was like brand new with 4K miles on it and has been virtually trouble free for the past 10 months. Every now and then I warn my bride and launch it up an on-ramp to the local interstate highway. In a few seconds the S85 is hitting 90 and I have to slow down to merge.
The autopilot functions are fun to try but I only regularly use TACC which software is still immature IMO.
But it works well enough for most purposes.
Driving the S is a pleasure that I can only wish everyone could enjoy.
I saved more than $15K over purchasing new, including the tax credit. Came with a new car warranty. And, when I trade it for the X, I'll get another tax credit and sales tax discount.
The funny thing is that the X90D will be even quicker than the S85 O-60!
@Roamer: Sorry to impinge on the levity but the strip club analogy is getting worn a little thin anyway.
Waiting for the X is so much easier when one can drive a a Tesla every day. Fabulous car despite its minor flaws and it keeps getter with more features over time! I recommend it to anyone with the $ it requires to acquire.
Getting better, that is. I am iPad typing impaired.