Submitted by J.T. on June 23, 2017
Rhetorical question to follow:
Why can't Trump figure out that if he and the administration are investigated by his closest friends and they don't find anything no one will be satisfied? However, if they're investigated by Trump haters and they find nothing, then we'll know for sure.
Sorkin had it right:
Oliver Babish: Then, order the attorney general to appoint a special prosecutor. Not just any special prosecutor, the most blood-spitting, Bartlet-hating Republican in the Bar. He's gonna have an unlimited budget and a staff like an army. The new slogan around here is gonna be "Bring it on!" He's gonna have access to every piece of paper you ever touched. If you invoke executive privilege one time, I'm gone. An assistant D.A in Ducksworth wants to take your deposition, you're on the next plane. A freshman Congressman wants your testimony, you'll sit in his kitchen. They wanna drag you to The Hague and charge you with war crimes, what'll we say?
President Josiah Bartlet: Bring it on.
If he gets rid of Mueller, game over.