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What pants to wear?

What pants to wear?

We need another fashion thread after the one about watches.

lilbean | 05/02/2017

Jeans with rivets :)

SoCal Buzz | 05/02/2017

LOL, Barry. Big boy pants.

NKYTA | 05/02/2017

Heh

SbMD | 05/02/2017

Ski pants :)

RandallKeith | 05/02/2017

Tommy Bahama, silk casual or jeans

NKYTA | 05/02/2017

White tennis shorts. ;-)

Run4Waffles | 05/02/2017

Go around in running tights. But you would need to have them customized with rivets.

MisterT2 | 05/02/2017

Snow Pants

EESROCK | 05/02/2017

Get tinted windows so you won't need to wear any pants.

Pleasanton_Ca | 05/02/2017

Black tennis shorts...

aircard | 05/02/2017

TENCIL....I think that's how its spelled. And I don't own a Tesla yet, especially with tinted windows.

burdogg | 05/02/2017

Pants? Again, just like watches, my wife has my bank account locked down so no pants for me. Sorry world? Needed the Tesla more than pants.

aircard | 05/02/2017

too funny guys...luvya's

Bighorn | 05/02/2017

cut off yoga pants

Mathew98 | 05/02/2017

No cut off yoga pants. Can't bear the thought of showing off my boys like @silver shamelessly does...

I might consider a dongkini, however.

TeslaTap.com | 05/02/2017

My dog doesn't wear pants - but people complain when I don't. Don't you hate those double standards!

Silver2K | 05/02/2017

Longpants!

Millionmilesorbust | 05/02/2017

So if I walk into a store that has a sign stating "No shoes, No shirt, No service" with no pants on can I still get service?

Silver2K | 05/02/2017

Depends on the service you're looking for

KP in NPT | 05/02/2017
jordanrichard | 05/02/2017

You guys and gals where clothes while driving your car.........? Hmmm, I will have to try that.......:-)

sentabo | 05/02/2017

Pants bunch up after flooring the accelerator. Real Tesla drivers don't wear pants.

MNGreene | 05/02/2017
kevin | 05/02/2017

Jeans WITH A HAMMER LOOP.

dborn @nsw.au | 05/02/2017

Down, for ludicrous launches!

dborn @nsw.au | 05/02/2017

Brown, not down!,

WattsThatGrin | 05/02/2017

Oh ok @jordanrichard, was that you standing naked on a red S a while back somewhere in Cali?

BigD0g | 05/02/2017

No pants!!! Shorts 24/7 !!

Bluesday Afternoon | 05/02/2017
trixiew | 05/02/2017

Mom jeans

barrykmd | 05/02/2017

lilbean | February 5, 2017
Jeans with rivets :)

Congrats lilbean. I was expecting that from someone, and you were quick on the draw!

Silver2K | 05/02/2017

Lies!!

Longpants!

barrykmd | 05/02/2017

Silver - you know the real reason Tesla took away forum HTML - your shorts pic!

Silver2K | 05/02/2017

I believe that. Someone probably complained..

drklain | 05/02/2017

I wear @run4waffes' special auto-summon-style pants!

rxlawdude | 06/02/2017

@Silver, were you really saying "liar liar PANTS ON FIRE?" ;-)

Pricee2 | 07/02/2017

What pants to wear. Hmmm Depends?

Haggy | 07/02/2017

"My dog doesn't wear pants "

I like to wear a shirt and pants, but my dog just pants.

WattsThatGrin | 08/02/2017

No pants. A bathrobe. It's true. You should try it, it's great. You'll love it.

NomoDinos | 08/02/2017

BigD0G - Shorts and Tesla don't go so well together... especially this past week

(TSLA $262 :)

Tess2 | 08/02/2017

Ahhhh. So this is why Tesla offers ventilated seats these days.

flight505 | 08/02/2017

Boss jeans

rpiolends | 08/02/2017

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship.

One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm.

He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"

The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on!

The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"

The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.

The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my brown pants!!!'