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We need something else to talk about: Is gravity instantaneous? Oh, and what actually is TIME? And MAGNETISM

We need something else to talk about: Is gravity instantaneous? Oh, and what actually is TIME? And MAGNETISM

Yes

March 17: its my birthday, so I gave myself a topic title update (Time)

Time. Not the magazine. I dont quite own that. Yet.

Sarah R | March 16, 2020

Gravity is continuous. It's effects age instantaneous. Next question...

Ross1 | March 16, 2020

come again?

Sarah R | March 16, 2020

*are

Autocorrect hates me.

Gravity is continuous. It's effects are instantaneous in that they are felt immediately. However, if we redefine "instantaneous" to mean "for a short time" then gravity is not instantaneous and neither are its effects.

Gravity is continuous in that it is the interaction between matter and spacetime where matter makes spacetime bend and spacetime makes matter move. Since both exist continuously, gravity is continuous.

Ross1 | March 16, 2020

If I understand you, I agree. I own gravity.
Gravity is, like, Gods muscles. That agrees with you.

Ross1 | March 16, 2020

Gravity waves are theory and garbage.

kevin_rf | March 16, 2020

But detectable

roberts | March 16, 2020

Gravitational interactions are not instantaneous, rather, they take place at the speed of light.

syclone | March 16, 2020

32 feet/sec./sec.

blkice | March 16, 2020

Gravity is the carrier for the Force, little known fact. That’s why we will never understand completely.

yudansha™ | March 16, 2020

For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.

The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the “up” end of the grammeters.

The turbo-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal repleneration.

M-A-B-MCMLXXX | March 16, 2020

What new infection is this?

syclone | March 16, 2020

@yudansha: Well done! Except, You omitted the Foley Defenestration factor.

yudansha™ | March 16, 2020

@syclone tell us :) We need something silly/funny/positive to talk about.

syclone | March 16, 2020

The Foley defenestration deals with the variation of magnetic influence of electromagnetic cores wound with an equilateral cross section as opposed to an isosceles cross section.

jimglas | March 16, 2020

gravity is a democrat hoax

TeslaTap.com | March 16, 2020

Stand up for your right to be disconnected from gravity! No one will stop you :)

rxlawdude | March 16, 2020

I'm glad most everyone here understands the gravity of the situation.

blkice | March 16, 2020

Will Tesla introduce A non turbo encabulator?

andy.connor.e | March 16, 2020

gravity is a russian hack
flat earth is a chinese illusion
tesla is bankwupt
trump is a great person
oil is forever
media tells the truth

all of the above are true and define universe

syclone | March 16, 2020

Did you know that Tesla's are able to operate in a complete vacuum?

Magic 8 Ball | March 16, 2020

My one liners:

Gravity sucks

Ever been in a black hole?

coselectric | March 16, 2020

"Did you know that Tesla's are able to operate in a complete vacuum?"

Yes, and your cabin air filters become one less maintenance item too.

syclone | March 16, 2020

Just realized why I love Zelda so much. I've been operating in a vacuum my whole life.

geedub1023 | March 16, 2020

If you throw all the other EVs besides our beloved Teslas off a cliff which EV will land first? Who cares?

Oh Yeah | March 16, 2020

Obey gravity, it's the law.

Sparky | March 16, 2020

No, it isn't. If the Sun disappeared our curved orbital trajectory would not change for 8 minutes. Then again, we wouldn't see the Sun disappear until 8 minutes after the event either. Lots to talk about as we rocket into the universe in the dark.

Ross1 | March 16, 2020

Gravity waves are not gravity.
False assumption.

blue adept | March 16, 2020

Gravity is a constant that can be induced instantaneously artificially and manifest in varying intensities.

Ross1 | March 16, 2020

expand that please?

blue adept | March 16, 2020

Which aspect?

Ross1 | March 16, 2020

that one, 9f you believe it:

"..blue adept | March 16, 2020

Gravity is a constant that can be induced instantaneously artificially and manifest in varying intensities."

blue adept | March 16, 2020

Have you honestly never heard of the "gravitational constant" or, say, electromagnets?

Magic 8 Ball | March 16, 2020

Gravity is the best force.

Ross1 | March 16, 2020

Blue: it is a discussion for everyone, to give us another interest. So any expansion would be good

blue adept | March 16, 2020

Yes, I understand that you want to generate conversation, but what is the point of discussing something that no one in the audience has a chance of understanding (I know this from firsthand experience by way of several attempts here)?

blkice | March 16, 2020

Working on my anti-gravity encabulater but gravity has nothing to do with the electromagnetic force, now trying to create a pinpoint black hole safety to power the experiment. Just hope for containment

M-A-B-MCMLXXX | March 16, 2020

“ but what is the point of discussing something that no one in the audience has a chance of understanding”

True; few of us or any are psychologists.

lbowroom | March 16, 2020

But you don’t own gravity, therefore you can’t understand it

syclone | March 16, 2020

Gravity doesn't exist, the Earth Sucks.

blkice | March 16, 2020

Blue A ,arrogance is not intelligence, we can discuss any Fucking thing that we want to without your approval, get over your self

blue adept | March 16, 2020

@blkice

>>> "...gravity has nothing to do with the electromagnetic force...."

Induced magnetism through the use of an electromagnet can increase an object's paramagnetic attraction either instantaneously or gradually dependent on the rate and / or intensity at which electricity is applied.

blue adept | March 16, 2020

@M-A-B-MCMLXXX

>>> "...few of us or any are psychologists."

I think the term you were going for is 'physicist'.

blue adept | March 16, 2020

@blkice

Never said that you couldn't discuss it, just didn't see any point in discussing it with those who haven't demonstrated any capacity to understand it.

Nothing 'arrogant' about merely stating a fact.

blkice | March 16, 2020

I support your right spout BS But electricity is not Gravity, magnetism is not Gravity, Mass is the thing

blue adept | March 16, 2020

@lbowroom

You don't have to "own" a thing in order to understand it.

andy.connor.e | March 16, 2020

he meant to expand your gravitational field. in other words saying get fat. hes calling you fat

blue adept | March 16, 2020

@blkice

And what lends a thing its' "Mass"?

Though before you can answer that question you'll first need to define what 'mass' is....

Xerogas | March 16, 2020

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess it has something to do with the Higgs field

blue adept | March 16, 2020

You really should guess a different limb.

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