File for bankruptcy.
Black eye for Trump
USA buys TESLA
TESLA becomes USA's only car company
World Domination, we win.
Maybe we could recategorize Tesla as “Too awesome to fail”
Space X can deliver all sorts of payloads. Just saying.
A failed launch into Mar-a-lago might send a signal (when nobody is home of course).
Could be filed under "industrial accident".
Could that failed launch maybe strike Mike Huckabee's beachfront property in the Florida panhandle? Just a thought...
These "industrial accidents" have been known to have multiple consequences.
Space is risky business.
I would like to see a SpaceX booster make a precision landing on the 18th hole at Mar-a-Lago.
If they came in at a low enough angle, they could skip the... No, that second "landing" would be too tricky. It would just be easier to have two boosters "miss" the landing pads by a few hundred miles each way.
Ass end landing with the boosters have been done ad nauseum, now a nose first stick in in the hole landing, and I know Musk is capable, now that would be a show I would stay up late fore.
Ha ha, I see what you did there.
TESLA will make American Automotive industry great again!