From the AP news wire: (that's Associated Press, not Auto Pilot)
An unknown number of Chimpanzees have escaped from the Palo Alto International Zoo and are unaccounted for. Police say a massive monkeyhunt is underway and are pursuing all leads. SWAP (Serious Walls Around Primates) has been alerted.
An unconfirmed report states that the chimps may be heading to Tesla Motors HQ to join the long rumored "infinite" number of monkeys purported to be living under the floor of the IT computer room at the maverick company. Operating under the code name MOLLOM (Monkeys On the Lam Liberating Other Monkeys), this band of heckling hominids create chaos by sneaking into the computer room at night and randomly tapping on any exposed keyboard, just to witness the pandemonium they can create in the Tesla enthusiasts forum. The latest result of the monkey shenanigans is that members cannot change their user name, thus some members revert to the random name they were assigned when they registered.
This monkey mischief is getting out of hand and a solution must be found. Some are speculating that the Justice League of America has been summoned to help round up the cheeky chimps, but apparently the league declined the request due to a personnel shortage (summer vacations, early retirement, repetitive motion disorders, and PTSD).
If anyone has additional details or photos please post them here.
Film at 11.
Posted by: The forum member formerly known as Coastal Cruiser