My terrible poem to Elon:
Elon your X is all the hype with fans galore and haters alike.
Not sure where I stand among the chatter, but one things for certain there's something the matter.
Doors that swing up and away are quite cool, its certainly no deal breaker for this lavish fool.
Is it the grill you ask that you've hidden so well? Not my favorite design but only time will tell.
What about that windshield and panoramic view? I trust that the a/c will help keep me cool.
The air filter is not your cup of tea? I live in a cow town, so well just have to see.
Well what is it then your wasting my time! Is there a point to your silly rhyme?
Well Elon if you must ask, you seem like a guy who'd be up to the task of engineering a car that can't be beat, and remembering to include a folding second row seat!
No hard feelings so I guess I'll see ya. Today I start shopping for my new KIA.