Was down to 35F in the garage when I realized I forgot to pre-warm the cabin. By the time the app finally woke the car, we were nearly ready to leave and only about 1 minute of warming occurred. My rear felt a slight twinge of cool for a moment as I sat down. Bummer!

CST | 5 febbraio 2019

And for the winner:
I noticed the bidet water was a bit too cool this morning.

jrzapata | 5 febbraio 2019

My butler had to manually wash the kale for our juice this morning, as we had run out of prewashed veggies from the local whole foods.

andy.connor.e | 5 febbraio 2019

You can preheat your car and you forgot to preheat your car. That sounds like your problem.

Rt002k | 5 febbraio 2019

Most times that I want to preheat my car, my phone spends half the time I spend getting ready just trying to connect to the car.

andy.connor.e | 5 febbraio 2019

You know that your Tesla's heater produces hot air almost immediately right? As opposed to a couple minutes in an ICE vehicle? too much complaining

lbowroom | 5 febbraio 2019

Notice he ran #firstworldproblems as the subject line andy. He's making fun of himself. Tongue meet cheek.

andy.connor.e | 5 febbraio 2019

Hard to call that first world problems. Thats memory problems.

MTTPA | 5 febbraio 2019

Well, my EAP was a little jerky this morning in stop-and-go traffic and spilled some of my single origin Ethiopian Sidamo into the console.

jamilworm | 5 febbraio 2019

In a rare rainy day here in San Diego my auto-wipers were not functioning well. I had to move my pinky and press a button to get the wipers to move.

CST | 5 febbraio 2019

@andy.connor.e - whew... wake up on the wrong side this morning? LOL!

CST | 5 febbraio 2019

Some great submissions, lets vote at the end of the day.

Rt002k | 5 febbraio 2019

@jamil - that must have been the worst day of the year in San Diego.

Rt002k | 5 febbraio 2019

I constantly walk away from my wife's car and forget to lock it. I blame Tesla. Who can be expected to touch a door handle after shutting the door anymore?

TranzNDance | 5 febbraio 2019

I was annoyed that the Tesla loaner didn't have EAP activated, although I was very glad to at least get a Tesla. There's no going back to an ICEV for me.

Tesla2018 | 5 febbraio 2019

When I lived in Nj we werent allowed to pump our own gas. When I go to visit I will be disappointed that they dont have attendants to plug in the car for me at Supercharger stations. I hate having to get out of the car to pump my own electricity.

Bighorn | 5 febbraio 2019

The State of the Union has apparently pre-empted Celebrity Big Brother :(

Rt002k | 5 febbraio 2019

I thought Trump WAS Celebrity Big Brother?

jjgunn | 5 febbraio 2019

My dog quit going to the fridge to get me a beer. Bitch!

lilbean | 5 febbraio 2019

I can't think of any problems!

CST | 5 febbraio 2019

@lilbean - hint, did you ever buy the P?

lilbean | 5 febbraio 2019

@CST I thought that would be the best problem, to not have any problems to post. :o)

And no, I didn't get the P. Thanks for reminding me and undoing all that therapy. (Kidding. I didn't get therapy for that.) :o)

CST | 5 febbraio 2019

@lilbean for the win!
You went right over my head - and thus left me in awe! :)

lilbean | 5 febbraio 2019


AlpieCO | 6 febbraio 2019

I had to brush the snow off the glass windows this morning. But with the full length glass roof, it was a bigger job than usual!

rsingh05 | 6 febbraio 2019

I got in my car in the morning and had to press the right steering button AND say "Drive to Work". The car could actually have predicted that and brought up the best route itself. Would have saved me a lot of effort.

(Wait that's actually not that hard to implement! I'm sure it's coming in an OTA update).

Bighorn | 6 febbraio 2019

The battery in my wireless mouse got very low.

lilbean | 6 febbraio 2019

I haven’t had caviar in a very long time.

Xerogas | 6 febbraio 2019

@andy.connor.e: "Hard to call that first world problems. Thats memory problems."
It’s. A. Joke.

Xerogas | 6 febbraio 2019

@rsingh05: "I got in my car in the morning and had to press the right steering button AND say "Drive to Work". The car could actually have predicted that and brought up the best route itself. Would have saved me a lot of effort.
Have you tried swiping right on the navigation icon? Cuts out at least one step!

Rt002k | 6 febbraio 2019

If you swipe left does the map go away and you're presented with an alternate, possibly more attractive, map?

billlake2000 | 6 febbraio 2019

My kids went to pre-school. I had to put on my own socks.

mdennick | 6 febbraio 2019

Yesterday, rain caused a puddle under my parked Model 3, w/o EAP, so no Summon. Drenched shoes...Ugh! Got that taken care of today. Now have to wait for more rain. ;-)

Perfectly named thread.

beaver | 6 febbraio 2019

I can’t use the scroll wheels to move emissions testing around secretly. How unfair that I have to pick a fart speaker and stick with it.

CST | 6 febbraio 2019

@mdennick edged in for the win tonight... Great posts everyone!

Bighorn | 7 febbraio 2019

Yesterday was the 32nd occasion where I could not celebrate Hump Day, due to my retirement.

lilbean | 7 febbraio 2019

Me too! Haha!

Bighorn | 7 febbraio 2019

We’ll just have to come up with our own special hump day.

LostInTx | 7 febbraio 2019

I had to use my brakes yesterday. SMH.

lilbean | 7 febbraio 2019


I was in car line and farted for the teacher. She didn't notice so I did it again. No response so I did it again. Now I think she thinks I was farting and not the car!

Pepperidge | 7 febbraio 2019

I left my coffee this morning. The cup holder should have sensor to alert me if there is no cup in it.

mdennick | 7 febbraio 2019

I thought it fairly pathetic. Thanks @CST! ;-)

CST | 7 febbraio 2019

Netflix sent me a DVD, NOT A BLUE RAY DISC for Christ's sake!!!

CST | 7 febbraio 2019

@lilbean - Flagged! Inappropriate language!
Tee hee hee!!!

CST | 7 febbraio 2019

My house turns 30 years old this year. I'm not sure I want it anymore...

cmh95628 | 7 febbraio 2019

I have been enjoying my perfect Model 3 for five months. No panel gaps. No paint issues. Nothin. I completely can't relate to all the threads reporting issues. I may need therapy (other than that right-pedal therapy).

bj | 8 febbraio 2019

I couldn’t get anyone else to brush my teeth this morning. Had to d@mn well do it myself. Sheesh.

lilbean | 8 febbraio 2019

"Bought Model 3 less than a week ago, now price dropped" hahahahahaha!

derotam | 8 febbraio 2019

Just got my Model 3 back from the shop after 2 weeks and now I have to re-calibrate my foot because of the regen.

billtphotoman | 8 febbraio 2019

Yesterday I couldn't get USB audio working so my ears had to suffer the horror of audio over Bluetooth from my phone. I am still scarred from this experience this morning. I might need therapy.

jimglas | 8 febbraio 2019

there was no traffic this morning so I had to drive fast