Submitted by Mathew98 on Sat, 2017-09-16 12:12
When you said yes to the ring with the big rock or three on them, were you thinking...
a) This is the happiest day of my life!
b) What took the forker so long!
c) Can I get a magnifying glass?
d) Poor b@stard thought he was going get more. Now I've got him by the balls...
e) Some combination or all of the above.
PS - There might be a class action lawsuit pending the overwhelming responses expected..