...or did they mean to write "fwaud"?
Author's thesis? "He has yet to succeed at anything but somehow spins every failure into proof of imminent success. His only accomplishment has been this decades-long Jedi mind trick."
If Elon is an example of "yet to succeed at anything", then count me in -- I wanna be that unsuccessful!
Author's credentials from Wikipedia certainly explain her lack of understanding: "Maureen Callahan is an American writer and editor for the New York Post known for her coverage of pop culture including fashion, the music industry, and subcultures of New York City. Callahan has also written for Sassy, Spin, New York magazine, MTV, and Vanity Fair."
Well color me surprised! An author for "Sassy" magazine thinks, and I quote, "SpaceX — which Musk touts as replacing NASA and colonizing Mars — has been a literal failure to launch. So many of its rockets have burned up or crashed that Musk, for reasons unknown, has made a blooper reel."
Wow, just...wow. Sounds like a rocket scientist to me /s