Submitted by gar1116 on Tue, 2017-09-12 18:42
We are all getting anxious waiting for our 3s to be built. I'm reading a lot of snarky answers to simple questions.
What we need are car jokes (not '*Car Name Here* is a Tesla killer.' - although that is kinda funny).
A penguin was driving his ICE car when it began to shudder and smoke. He took it to the closest garage to be checked. The mechanic began to look at it.
The penguin saw an Ice Cream shop across the street and went over to get a cool treat. When he came back to the garage, the mechanic shook his head and said, "It looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin, embarrassed, wiped his beak and said, "No, it's just ice cream."