Tesla Owners dating app

Tesla Owners dating app

Looking for a tesla owner (with the mindset like mine). Someone should developer an app for this. Just saying, as there must be more people like me out there. They must be an owner though. :)

elvnga | 2017年9月24日

When full self driving is functional, the cars will just drive us together at superchargers. We won't even realize it is AI manipulating us.

rxlawdude | 2017年9月24日

eTeslamy? Tesjdate? eEVlove?

lilbean | 2017年9月24日

The car alone is a date magnet.

rxlawdude | 2017年9月24日

@lilbean, make sure you don't park under a palm tree in Indio. :-)

david.greene | 2017年9月24日

Sadly I purchased the performance model. Every time I see a cute girl in a Tesla I flex my muscles and she is left in the dust. Going non-performance next time!

lilbean | 2017年9月24日

Haha, lawdude!

RedShift | 2017年9月24日

Teslove? Make sure your car has the opposite charge coz they attract!

reed_lewis | 2017年9月25日

I do not think my wife would approve...

sxleung | 2017年9月25日

Telsa dating may attract gold diggers. Funny video of someone who pranked a gold digger.

Bluemoon1602 | 2017年12月30日

So...just checking on the status of this request. I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of this idea ;) (32F in Georgia, red S 85)

Tesla2018 | 2017年12月31日

I can see it now. So where did you two meet?
At a supercharger. We were just plugging our cars in and sparks flew and we made a connection!

b.tesla | 2017年12月31日

I could use this app, too. :) If someone else has their own Tesla, they're less likely to be a gold digger, right? Would it be something like "MS owner ISO MS or MX owner"?

Finding love at a supercharger? One time after a full day of driving, it was night time and I was at my last supercharger stop in Columbus, TX. There was one other Tesla there. As I crossed paths with the owner, I almost gave her a "compliment". What I thought, but didn't say, was "nice, I didn't realize that the base wheels came in dark gray". What I didn't realize until later was that it was probably brake rotor dust and other dirt.

Tesla2018 | 2017年12月31日

New pickup line to use at Superchargers to women waiting behind you. Or how to get banned from Supercharging stations for harassment.

"I'm almost done with this one.
Do you want me to put my hose into your receptacle after I finish so you can be next?"

Tesla2018 | 2019年6月13日

ALWAYS (hint if you are on this forum- you know why its in Capital letters) see a woman driving a Tesla on by herself to "Pauls" @ 10:45 Am. Let me know if you are on this forum.

Tesla2018 | 2019年6月13日

I want to date Scceendo's daughter just to annoy the hell out of him!

NKYTA | 2019年6月13日

So you can grab her p###y and get away with it? Cheap as hell.

Educate yourself. Learn critical thinking. Don’t divide, unite.

Tesla2018 | 2019年6月14日

Nikita you Russian Troll. The only reason she would want to date me would be if she got confused when her father used the term Giant Prick to describe me! I dont treat women like crap. More women cheat on their husbands than men cheat on their wives. They are both scum in my opinion. Im sick of all the sluts that wont keep their legs closed saying they want to have abortions. Dont give in to jerks that just want to bang you for a good time or say that they are willing to leave their spouse for you. If they cheap on their spouse with you, then they will cheat on you with someone else. Hillary should have dumped Bill and Melania should have dumped Trump. I respect Obamas morals more than Trumps but that doesnt matter to me since I vote for people on their ability to get the job done instead of their personality traits.

goodspeeffffd9633 | 2019年6月15日

Haha, that's a great offer) However, I believe that, most likely, if such an application will be created, then there will be specially registered girls who will be looking for rich guys with Tesla ) As for me, these dating apps are already too much. Do you know, there are even sites where you can read rewiews about dating apps . However, for many people it will be even useful because in such abundance of apps it's possible to get simply confused. Personally, I was helped by one of these apps to meet a beautiful girl who really makes me happy...

dmitryromanooov | 2020年1月30日

I'm not sure that it's possible to meet real love in dating apps! Not with my luck

sbeggs | 2020年1月30日

Wow! I forgot how the comedy team of @lilbean and @rxlawdude were really striking gold in September of 2017!!!! You both are so droll.

David N | 2020年1月30日

Daughter and A nephew both found their spouses on dating sites.

lilbean | 2020年1月30日

@sbeggs :o)

FactDoc | 2020年1月31日

So I have this friend I met in an ortho conference,
I was tired of my binge drinking collegues who would go out and spend 3k per night for tables at the XS in Vegas for DJ Tiesto and the Encore Beach club, I went to cycle to Mount Charleston with this athletic, orthorexic, vegan, agressive toward CO2 producing polluters.
So went we got back in Canada, she texted me to go cycle last summer, lift her for a 5 hours car ride to another ortho conference and we went cross country skiing in the East of the province. However she keeps eating and dropping food in the passenger seat and removing her shoes and stretching her barefoot on my Tesla Model 3 dash.

It never disturbed me before when people ate in my Corolla or Dodge Caravan and made a mess but is it normal I don’t like when a pretty cutie girl is eating in my car and stretching barefoot on my Tesla dash?

advocadoss | 2020年1月31日

I also don't believe that in such places you can meet someone worthy! And I agree that the girls will most likely looking for guys with Tesla, or something like this. I don’t think that here you can talk about real feelings and long-term relationships! Although who knows, maybe it’s possible! As for me, a few years ago I used similar sites like Tinder, Badoo and but it was more for fun, and I didn't find any serious relationship

TelsaC | 2020年3月13日

I’m not ashamed to say I am a girl looking for a guy who drives a Tesla, but I drive a Model S, so by no means am I a gold digger!
I really do wish there was a Tesla dating app - go on - someone create one - please!

andy.connor.e | 2020年3月13日

hit me up in 2 years

FactDoc | 2020年3月14日

I’m a Tesla digger

Yodrak. | 2020年3月15日

My wife would kill me.

mpratola | 2020年3月18日

Funny, I had wondered if someone was going to do this too :)

Maybe it can be called teslamates (a nod to soulmates).

TelsaC | 2020年3月27日

@andy.connor.e deal!! ;)

andy.connor.e | 2020年3月27日